Star Spangled Goofballs board of directors Homer, Mo, Cletus, Lenny & Karl, have announced that the club’s ground will double as Spider-Pig’s new home.
They have already created a webbed wallow in the space where a club shop would otherwise have been.
A sign has also been placed over the ground entrance stating,
“Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig, does whatever a spider-pig does,
Can he swing from a web? No he can’t he’s a pig,
Watch out, here lives the spider-pig!”